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  • Oh, The Horror!

    Oh, The Horror!

    We are back with our annual Finazzo month long all things horror festival. The siren call of terror was too strong, so we snuck in a couple of films during the end of September. What can I say, we just couldn’t resist. SHOWS: Archive 81 – I love this time warpy take on the found…

  • Facebook Flashback: Bond And Martinis #5

    Facebook Flashback: Bond And Martinis #5

    December 30th, 2015 (FB Post Date): You Only Live Twice Two martinis. Awesome Asian disguise Sean. NOT! I’m so confused about SPECTRE’s budget. They have better space tech than the US and Russia… but in the previous movie they were counting their various income sources in less than 10’s of millions. Gadgets: Helicopter and exploding…

  • Facebook Flashback: Bond And Martinis #4

    Facebook Flashback: Bond And Martinis #4

    December 29th, 2015 (FB Post Date): Thunderball Our least favorite so far. It’s worth mentioning that even without martinis, it was often hard to follow the plot. Gadgets: Lots of underwater stuff, bad guys had cool mini subs. A completely unneeded jetpack?Bad Guy: Spectre, with a plan being run by #2. Meh.Martinis: None imbibed.Bond Girl:…

  • Facebook Flashback: Bond And Martinis #3

    Facebook Flashback: Bond And Martinis #3

    December 28th, 2015 (FB Post Date): Goldfinger Our favorite so far! Here’s what we thought… Gadgets: Aston Martin. We saw Q’s lab. Sweet.Bad Guy: We both loved that he was in your face from the beginning of the movie. He really didn’t want to just kill off Bond. Odd Job is so great.Martinis: First we…

  • Dry July, A Dishwasher, And A 1 Year Food Experiment

    Dry July, A Dishwasher, And A 1 Year Food Experiment

    During our careers as 911 dispatchers Andrew and I did several diet detoxes. We would commit to 3 weeks without dairy, red meat, caffeine, alcohol, sugar, and refined grains. We took a bunch of supplements, drank a lot of water, spent a fair amount of time in the restroom, and somehow made it through half…

  • Facebook Flashback: Bond And Martinis #2

    Facebook Flashback: Bond And Martinis #2

    December 28th, 2015 (FB Post Date): From Russia With Love I didn’t like it as much as Dr. No due to the lack of bombast. Gadgets: Multifunction suitcase, quite cool.Bad Guy: Meh. Spectre is cool but #3 and #5 play minimal roles.Martinis: We tried a best guess recipe based on the Bond books (his recipe…

  • Facebook Flashback: Bond And Martinis #1

    Facebook Flashback: Bond And Martinis #1

    Way back in 2015 Michelle and I did a series of posts on Facebook in which we watched James Bond movies in chronological order and wrote some silly comments. We also drank martinis and tried to perfect our favorite recipe as the series went on. Fast forward to 2026 and we thought, “Why not revisit…

  • December Viewing: Baby Don’t Hurt Me

    December Viewing: Baby Don’t Hurt Me

    Way back in 1993 Haddaway asked us “What Is Love” and every December Michelle and I sit through a bunch of films trying to see if his answer, “Baby don’t hurt me” is correct. Technically this month is my romantic comedy counter to Michelle’s fear filled October, but every year a few other genres sneak…

  • A Lot Of Silent Hill 2 And A Few More Movies

    A Lot Of Silent Hill 2 And A Few More Movies

    Slow dread, unnerving suspense, paranoia, unexpected startles, and gory demises made up a large part of our October. During the last week of the month we spent many hours beating the video game Silent Hill 2 (Remake) and saw a handful of horror films that were surprisingly high quality. If you want to emulate our…

  • Horror Filled October

    Horror Filled October

    Andrew allowed me to start my scary movie viewing a few days early. Since we both got minor colds during the last days of September, we had even more time to settle into our excessively dark cinema room with cozy blankets and get sketched out. I decided to publish our list a week early in…