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  • Oh, The Horror!

    Oh, The Horror!

    We are back with our annual Finazzo month long all things horror festival. The siren call of terror was too strong, so we snuck in a couple of films during the end of September. What can I say, we just couldn’t resist. SHOWS: Archive 81 – I love this time warpy take on the found…

  • Wardrobe Wizardry With Magical Mushrooms

    Wardrobe Wizardry With Magical Mushrooms

    Way before our house purchase in Northern Portugal, Andrew and I looked to Goldilocks for inspiration. We wanted a house that was just the right size for us, our family of furry friends, and all the things we shipped internationally. Maybe even more importantly we wanted to use our space as efficiently as possible. In…

  • Dry July, A Dishwasher, And A 1 Year Food Experiment

    Dry July, A Dishwasher, And A 1 Year Food Experiment

    During our careers as 911 dispatchers Andrew and I did several diet detoxes. We would commit to 3 weeks without dairy, red meat, caffeine, alcohol, sugar, and refined grains. We took a bunch of supplements, drank a lot of water, spent a fair amount of time in the restroom, and somehow made it through half…

  • Some High Stuff: Arouca 516

    Some High Stuff: Arouca 516

    After moving from Minnesota to Oregon it was darn near impossible to avoid adding hiking as a hobby. The state is known for amazing trails and we could get to the Pacific Crest Trail in 30 minutes. Our normal routine was day hikes in the 5-10 mile range. Our longest hike was 39 miles which…

  • My Tiny Oasis

    My Tiny Oasis

    When Andrew and I started house hunting back in 2024 one of the most important things we considered, other than geographical location, was how much space we needed and how best to utilize a given floor plan. Our house in Medford, Oregon had plenty of space, arguably too much, since several rooms were rarely used.…

  • Spring Has Arrived!

    Spring Has Arrived!

    We have emerged from an especially long and wet winter season into the beginning of spring. The temperature has snuck up into the 60’s and plants are springing up everywhere. We can finally dry our laundry outside! I even snuck in a quick R&R session in our hammock out on the terrace this morning before…

  • Love Is Blind: A Trainwreck I Can’t Stop Watching

    Love Is Blind: A Trainwreck I Can’t Stop Watching

    We have watched Love Is Blind since its inception in 2020. The general concept is a group of people speed date each other while sitting in pods and don’t see each other until they are engaged. Once engaged (some) of the couples are whisked away for a grand vacation, then they move in together, and…

  • Rainy Season Comfort Food

    Rainy Season Comfort Food

    Winter and the rainy season have undoubtedly arrived in Northern Portugal. We have been spending most days indoors with video games, board games, and movies to keep us entertained. We have been playing the heck out of a new video game, maybe we’ll cover that topic in a future blog. When rain is pouring down…

  • Cross Stitch Christmas

    Cross Stitch Christmas

    In 2005 I started making annual Christmas ornaments for Andrew, myself, our parents, and sisters. By 2019 it had become one of those projects that brought more stress than joy. I always felt behind during the frenzied holiday season, so I stopped doing it. Last December when we pulled out our seasonal decor, my old…

  • Friendsgiving 2025

    Friendsgiving 2025

    I am absolutely food obsessed. This is not a new development. Food and memories of holidays, people, and places are pretty much inextricably linked for me. I remember baking cookies with Gram Novotny when I was too tiny to reach the counter (I had to stand on a step stool or chair). My passion for…